Chapter 73: Fatty, You Damn Idiot

Chapter 73: Fatty, You Damn Idiot

“You damn fatty, are you the village idiot the Thousand Year Zombie King deliberately invited over to mess with me?”

Luo Tian was suspecting this fatty deliberately did this.

Because when Feng Lei glanced at the Thousand Year Zombie King, his eyes gave off a golden light as if he saw a naked beautiful girl. It was as if he was shooting electricity out of his eyes and making a variety of seductive postures. And he definitely looked like a hungry wolf that had been starved for over a decade!

It looked like he wanted to immediately jump over and start biting it.

Biting a Thousand Year Zombie King?

F*ck that!

Luo Tian didn’t dare to imagine that scene.

Feng Lei scratched his head still with a foolish dazed look. He then mumbled: “Boss, did this one do something wrong?”

Luo Tian didn’t bother answering him…

Because he had no time to say anything. The Thousand Year Zombie King made a single jump and was only a few meters away from them.

The killing intent was even stronger now.

The brutal killing intent was similar to millions of swords tightly pressed against Luo Tian’s mind. It was extremely uncomfortable like he was suffocating.

Around this time…

Feng Lei’s eyes widened as he pointed at the Thousand Year Zombie King and excitedly said: “Look boss, there’s a strong demonic beast here!”

When looking at Feng Lei’s foolish expression, Luo Tian had the sudden urge of committing suicide.

“Motherf*cker!”

All six eyes of the Thousand Year Zombie King lowered to stare at Luo Tian who was half squatting beneath a bush. Those six eyes just stared motionless at him.

Luo Tian didn’t dare to move.

If the enemy doesn’t move, I shall not move either!

If the enemy does move, I…

Luo Tian had no way out. He then started thinking of uncle Lam Chingying’s zombie movies and the variety of ways to avoid the detection of zombies. The first thing that came to mind was holding his breath!

He didn’t recall which movie it was from…

But one of them mentioned that the eyes of zombies cannot see so they can only use the human breath to determine their location.

Luo Tian couldn’t be bothered with too much right now and deeply inhaled before holding his breath.

Luo Tian’s actions made Feng Lei really curious.

Feng Lei squatted down next to Luo Tian and pushed his arms a few times to ask: “Boss, what are you doing? Aren’t we going to kill it?”

“Boss, this is very strong demonic beast. It might even be a rank 4 demonic beast and have a demon core inside.”

“Let’s make our move.”

“It’ll be the same as before – this one will hold it down while you attack it.”

In-between his words, drool almost dripped out of Feng Lei’s mouth.

Luo Tian glared at Feng Lei and felt like grabbing a nearby branch and beating him until he was half dead. This guy couldn’t even figure out their current situation? Was this zombie king that easy to kill?

If it were really a rank 4 demonic beast, would it still be around for him run over with a grin?

Luo Tian would’ve killed it already.

It was also at this time…

The Thousand Year Zombie King curiously squatted down as well. It started scratching its cheeks while all six eyes stared at the two of them.

It was as if it had found a fun toy to play with.

“You can’t see me, you can’t see me…”

“Hold my breath, hold my breath, I’ll hold my breath even if I die…”

At such a close distance, Luo Tian was able to smell the disgusting stench from the Thousand Year Zombie King. His stomach gurgled and several times he almost threw up, but endured it.

Ten seconds… thirty seconds… one minute… three minutes…

Luo Tian’s face was turning red.

Someone with the cultivation at the Profound Master realm was truly not simple for being able to hold their breath for more than three minutes. And that wasn’t the most important thing of this current scene. The Thousand Year Zombie King was also holding its breath until its face started turning red. A trace of blood had actually started oozing out beneath its dark colored skin making his expressing even more terrifying to behold.

That still wasn’t the most important point here…

The worst thing was Feng Lei!

That guy burst out with anger. With both hands holding onto his machete, he jumped up into the air and was about to heavily cut down on the Thousand Year Zombie King’s head.

“Good!”

Luo Tian yelled internally. His profound energy started circulating prepared to make an attack as well.

The machete had a thin blade qi surrounding it before it heavily struck down.

But…

“Clank~!”

There was a flash of sparks like the blade hit a thick steel plate. The Thousand Year Zombie King didn’t suffer any injury to its head and only a white smudge was seen. Not even a trace of blood flowed out.

Feng Lei’s cultivation was at the Profound Pupil 7th rank.

His raw strength could be compared to an expert at the Profound Master realm. Just that previous strike by him could instantly kill a rank 3 demonic beast.

But when dealing with the Thousand Year Zombie King, his strike was absolutely useless. If we were to using gaming terms, Feng Lei’s strike was no different than a miss.

Not even a trace of blood!

It’s fine that the strike had no damage at all, but Feng Lei’s arms were about to fall off from the shock. His jaws had locked up, his arms were trembling, and even his extremely tough huge machete had shattered from impact!

All six eyes of the Thousand Year Zombie King looked up before scratching its head with its blue colored nails. Its expression changed as if it realized something. It immediately stood up and exhaled a breath of air.

“Ommmm~…”

An even stronger killing intent was released from its body, causing a rippling energy wave visible to the naked eyes.

“We’re screwed!”

“This thing is pissed now!”

Luo Tian’s heart tightened from realizing that the Thousand Year Zombie King’s defense was beyond his expectations. He was planning on borrowing Feng Lei’s sneak attack to give it his own strike, and then follow up by killing it…

Fortunately he didn’t make a move just yet.

Or else this will really be the end of them.

Luo Tian didn’t bother thinking further and immediately roared out: “Level 2 Berserk!”

He grabbed the still dazed Feng Lei while his right leg stomped down, “Shadewind Steps!”

“Level 2!”

“Whoosh~!”

His speed was raised to the maximum as they both shot off.

However…

At the same moment, the Thousand Year Zombie King’s six eyes glared in anger revealing six dark red pupils. Both its legs leapt out!

“Bang~!”

And it arrived next to Luo Tian.

“Shadewind Steps!”

Luo Tian once again activated his skill and shot off like a bullet. His heart felt like a million horses trampling through it as he screamed internally: “Your damn sister, don’t let this daddy escape or else I will definitely come back later and kill you!”

Killing intent assaulted his body.

His mind and his sea of consciousness were in turmoil. In just several breaths of time, it felt like a storm had struck his entire body making him extremely uncomfortable.

Luo Tian was getting pissed from being pressured by this oppressive killing intent.

With the speed of Shadewind Steps, Luo Tian was able to create a slight distance. But the Thousand Year Old Zombie King made a second jump that was even more powerful than its first.

Moreover, the pupils in all six eyes had now turned blood red.

Six blood red pupils!

The pressure from the killing intent intensified.

“Hey kid, can you handle it?”

“If you can’t, just let this daddy out. There’s no way this daddy is going to let that guy go. He dares to release killing intent in front of this daddy? Daddy will show it what true killing intent is!”

“You can’t even handle this childish killing intent? I really don’t know how I ended up in your hands!”

Inside Luo Tian’s mind…

The violent voice of the Blood Devouring Wild Blade was heard.

Luo Tian completely ignored him. This guy sounded like he wanted to help but who knows what devilish scheme it was trying to pull. If by chance it manages to take over his mind, then he will definitely be completely screwed!

“Hey kid, I’m talking to you!”

“Shut up!” Luo Tian angrily roared.

“Oi oi, such a temper. You can’t even resist this little killing intent, so goddamn useless.” The Blood Devouring Wild Blade laughed in ridicule.

“Crash~…”

The sound of a waterfall was heard not too far away.

Luo Tian frowned and then roared out: “Fatty, hold your breath!”

“What?”

Feng Lei couldn’t hear the words clearly. He was being dragged by Luo Tian and could only hear the piercing sounds of wind. There was no way he could fully hear what Luo Tian was saying to him.

“Boom~!”

The Thousand Year Zombie King jumped again and flew up dozens of meters high before heavily landing right in front of Luo Tian.

Its blue fangs were coated with a dark green substance. Its pair of hands stretched out and all ten sharp fingernails looked like ten sharp swords were stabbing at in unison.

“Optimus Prime, go!”

His spatial plaque was thrown out.

Optimus Prime descended from the sky, and its large body made of fine iron blocked in front of the Thousand Year Zombie King.

The Thousand Year Zombie King swiped its arms and Optimus Prime, directly cutting the puppet into two!

At the same time, Luo Tian lifted Feng Lei above his head and tossed him dozens of meters out. Feng Lei accurately landed into the waters with a splash, right before the waterfall plummets hundreds of meters down.

Feng Lei’s face was pale from fear as he yelled: “Boss, I don’t know how to swim!”

“Shadewind Steps!”

“Level 2!”

“Whoosh~”

As Luo Tian shot off and landed into the waters, he turned back to glare at the Thousand Year Zombie King and roared with rage that rose to the heavens: “You better wash your ass clean for this daddy, just wait for me to explode it!”