作者

月亮好圆
替代名称

去死; 白莲花
来源

KK Translates
状态

COMPLETED

Go to Hell, White Lotus

As an obscured and transparent slag gamer in the gaming world, Bai Lian Hua (White Lotus) had always been fond of those trash forum posts. Until one day: “White Lotus! Go check out the forum! 233333! You’re getting flamed!!!”

Cut scene 1:

Roommate: “Hi~ White Lotus! How is the taste of being flamed?

White Lotus: “Very good. Daily verbal warfares allowing me to enhance my reputation, exercise my typing speed and even improve my psychological endurance.”

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Cut scene 1:

Roommate: “Hi~ White Lotus! How is the taste of being flamed?

White Lotus: “Very good. Daily verbal warfares allowing me to enhance my reputation, exercise my typing speed and even improve my psychological endurance.”

Roommate: “Shock! So good?”

White Lotus: “…just that there’s the occasional ambush while clearing a dungeon, getting ambushed while at the recreational area, getting ambushed while buying medicine in town…”

Cut scene 2:

One day, the great god came to him.

You are the renyao White Lotus?”

White Lotus: “I am not a renyao!!!!!”

Great God: “Be gay with me.”

White Lotus: “Gay your big uncle!!!”

Cut scene 3:

Reporter: “White Lotus student, what are your thoughts around the hot forum topic for the past two weeks about you?

White Lotus: “I think…”

The Great God interrupted: “Lotus sister, if you don’t want to be mistaken for being gay, you should change your habit of selling Meng…”

White Lotus: “Lotus your sister!”

The Great God gave him a deep look: “Yes, Lotus my sister.”