531 This Name Really Suits You
Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
"Don't come near me! I said, don't come any closer!"
Shi Haoxiang was startled. He then roared at the four remaining bodyguards, "The four of you are idiots! I did not pay you to just stand there and watch! Charge forward and kill that son of the bitch!"
They froze for a short while and thought.
'This Chen Xiaobei is pretty darn strong; it is definitely impossible to defeat him in a one-on-one fight. However, we might stand a chance if four of us go against him altogether at the same time!'
"Let's beat him up together!"
A bald bodyguard shouted and all four of them dashed at Chen Xiaobei together. Ignoring fighting principles, the baldy raised his leg and aimed at Chen Xiaobei's crotch. With a height of six feet, a body as strong as a bull, and thighs that were as thick as a normal person's waist; the power of his kick was pushed to maximum! No mercy was shown to Chen Xiaobei!
Chen Xiaobei could join the eunuch squad if this kick managed to land on his crotch somehow!
Of course.
The odds were in Chen Xiaobei's favor all the while. As the Nutbuster master, Chen Xiaobei had destroyed countless balls throughout his time in Jianghu. It was impossible for others to land a kick on his crotch.
Swiftly, Chen Xiaobei moved sideways and bent his fingers to form a claw shape. He then grabbed the baldy's ankle accurately and pulled towards him.
*Riiiiip!*
The sound of pants ripping could be heard. Baldy was forced to do a perfect split that went all the way down.
"Ouch… Oooooh… My balls… They're torn!"
Baldy let out an agonizing pain that was comparable to the sound of a chicken being slaughtered. The combination of his huge body size and forced split caused his back to be hurt badly. He could not even stand up by himself after experiencing the excruciating pain.
"This…"
The remaining three bodyguards tensed up unconsciously with fear written all over their faces! Clearly, baldy was the strongest among them and Chen Xiaobei managed to cripple him before he could inflict any harm.
Forced split and torn balls!
It was just too painful for one to watch!
At the same time, Chen Xiaobei would definitely not wait for them to recover from the shock. Immediately, he raised both of his arms like how an eagle spreads its wings and grabbed the two bodyguards' necks on his left and right.
*POM!*
Within a split second, Chen Xiaobei moved both of his hands together. The two unlucky bastards' heads collided into each other like Earth colliding into Mars!
"Ouch… My head… I can feel that my head is going to explode… Ouch… Blood! Blood…"
Their heads were bleeding. Simultaneously, the two of them squirmed on the ground while holding on to their heads. Waves of agonizing screams pierced through the air. There was only one bodyguard left before they even realized!
Clearly, the last bodyguard was filled shock and fear. He took out a switchblade from his back instinctively and held tight in his hand. The sharp switchblade was pointed at Chen Xiaobei.
"I… I'm going to f*cking kill you!"
Following that yell, the last bodyguard charged at Chen Xiaobei with a switchblade in his hand. One should be able to notice that this professional bodyguard's speed was above average. It seemed like he was a martial art practitioner— dozens of low-life thugs would not stand a chance against him! His strength was enough to pierce through an adult's body easily!
However…
Chen Xiaobei was still calm as usual. He then casually extended two of his fingers and caught the lethal part of the switchblade!
"What the f*ck… How… How is this even possible?"
The attacker gulped. He could not believe what he just witnessed with his eyes. A full-forced attack was halted by only two fingers! The baffling part was he could not push forward nor retrieve the switchblade no matter how hard he tried.
In other words, the strength of Chen Xiaobei's two fingers was stronger than the full strength of an adult!
'This kid possesses inhuman strength! He is a monster!'
The bodyguard's pupils contracted and his heart thumped non-stop. Clearly, fear had taken over his mind and spirit before Chen Xiaobei did anything harm unto him. The gap between their strengths was unimaginable! Realizing that there was no way to defeat Chen Xiaobei, the bodyguard turned around and tried to flee the scene without a second thought!
"Let me return your item to you!"
Chen Xiaobei tossed the switchblade in his hand casually. The switchblade traveled in a very fast speed and it landed right on the bodyguard's anus with only the handle of the blade being seen.
"Ughh… Oh…"
The scream of the bodyguard was similar to the sound of a pig being slaughtered. Body shaking, the unfortunate one had knelt to the ground with his ass covered while experiencing unbearable pain.
"Oh my god… Open the door… Open the door… Why can't I open this door?"
Shi Haoxiang almost peed himself. Fear had caused his body to shake uncontrollably. Acting frantically, he could not unlock the door no matter how hard he tried.
"Stop struggling! It's meaningless!"
Before Shi Haoxiang realized it, Chen Xiaobei had already walked to his side.
*SLAP*
Another face bit the dust.
"Ouch…"
Like a fat spinning top, Shi Haoxiang spun on where he stood for five to six times before he could stand on his feet. Teeth and blood sputtered from his mouth when he wanted to open up his mouth to speak.
"How is it? Are you satisfied with my tough act?"
Chen Xiaobei asked in a mocking tone.
"F*ck you! I'm going to buy you a one-way ticket to hell! Die!"
Shi Haoxiang's plump face was on the verge of exploding. The pain made him roar hysterically.
"Not happy with it? Seems like I have to work harder to please you!"
Chen Xiaobei raised his eyebrows and smirked; a memorable smile was engraved in Shi Haoxiang's mind.
*POW*
*POW*
*POW*
Immediately, rain of punches that were as fast as the wind landed on Shi Haoxiang's upper body. He could feel that his bones were about to be shattered!
*POW*
Lastly, a kick was raised in midair and landed on Shi Haoxiang's round tummy; sending him a great distance away. Shaken, Song Qincheng lost her composure and frowned. It was quite a traumatic moment for her after witnessing the way Chen Xiaobei made Shi Haoxiang pay for what he was about to do to them.
Right after that, Song Qincheng's forehead crinkled even more. At the same time, she felt like laughing out loud and puking at the same time. Coincidently, Shi Haoxiang's head landed in the toilet bowl filled with shit!
Facing down, Shi Haoxiang's face was buried in a pile of yellow liquid poop!
"Mm… F*ck you motherf*cker…Who the f*ck forgot to flush after shitting? Blarrghhh…"
Shi Haoxiang stood up instinctively and scolded. Something interesting happened when he opened up his mouth to scold Chen Xiaobei. All the shit and pee on his face slid into his mouth. It was so disgusting that he rolled his eyes. At the same time, streams of warm feces with a nasty smell flowed down Shi Haoxiang's shirt.
*Blarrgghh*
Shi Haoxiang's state of mind crumbled when he realized that he accidentally ate shit! Immediately, he bent down and vomited uncontrollably.
*Blarrgghh*
Chen Xiaobei and Song Qincheng laughed out loud at the same time. Those bodyguards that did not pass out could not help but laugh at Shi Haoxiang too. They could still feel the pain on their bodies but Shi Haoxiang's current situation was just too amusing.
"Shi Haoxiang, do you like the way I act tough in front of you?"
Chen Xiaobei asked in a mocking tone with his nose squeezed.
"I…"
Shi Haoxiang was so angry that he wanted to kill someone. However, he chickened out when he thought about the consequences of scolding Chen Xiaobei.
"I like the way you act tough in front of me! Good one! Perfect… Blarrgghh…"
"It seems like you have swallowed quite some shit! How is it? Was it delicious?"
"Blarrgghh…"
Shi Haoxiang was so disgusted by it that he rolled his eyes. Shit never tastes good but he did not dare to tell the truth. In the end, he was forced to say, "It's delicious! So delicious!"
"Okay! Your name, Shi Haoxiang (Shit smells good, Chinese wordplay) is a perfect name for you! You should finish eating the shit in front of you since you love it so much!"
Chen Xiaobei put on an evil smile and nodded.