513 This Is No Difference From Salted Fish

"Big Brother Xiaobei… Who is the one that leads this family? Your dad or mom?" NeZha asked.

"Usually, my mom is the one that makes decisions in this family. Why do you ask?"

"Hehe… You were struggling to introduce us to your family, right? Leave it to me…" NeZha said confidently.

"Don't joke around… My mom is nice but she will not allow some random strangers to stay at our house without any valid reason."

"You don't have to worry about it at all… Don't you forget, I brought an ability with me!"

"Your ability…"

Chen Xiaobei felt doubtful.

He then drove his car into Wolong Mansion.

Everyone was there. Chen Xiaobei's dad and Jinliu were playing chess. Murong Tian was gardening. Chen Xiaobei's mom was sitting on a chair knitting a sweater under the sun. Xiaoyao was sitting beside Chen Xiaobei's mom to learn how to knit. Old Wang did not usually stream in the morning. So, he was strolling around in the garden with Sirius.

Xiaobai was still the same as usual. He was sleeping under the tree. A beautiful and peaceful scene like that made Chen Xiaobei feel like home was good. Chen Xiaobei's mom stopped knitting when she saw two adorable young boys came out from Chen Xiaobei's car. Xiaoyao was walking beside Chen Xiaobei's mom. The rest of the men in the family looked at Chen Xiaobei but they were not planning to interfere with it. Chen Xiaobei's mom was the one that made the decision ultimately. Plus, they were too lazy to deal with matters like that as well.

"Whose kids are these? They are so cute!"

Chen Xiaobei's mom always wanted grandchildren. She was pleased when she saw the two good-looking young boys. Even Xiaoyao was attracted to their looks. Both of them looked like they came straight out of a manga. It was rare to see faces like that.

"Hello, aunt! My name is Li Sanqian. He is Hong Yin! We would like to stay at your place!" NeZha said.

"Uh…"

Chen Xiaobei's mom was stunned. She liked both of them but it was not logical to let strangers like them stay at her place. Plus, that was the first time both of them met Chen Xiaobei's mom.

Xiaoyao frowned and thought. "You guys should provide Chen Xiaobei's mom with a valid reason if you guys want to stay here."

"Aunty… Please…"

NeZha walked towards Chen Xiaobei's mom and hugged Chen Xiaobei's mom's arm. He was swinging her arm while staring at her with his soulful eyes and pursed lips. He was using his ability which was to act cute! His charm was boosted when he activated his skill.

"Okay! Okay! Okay! You have my permission! Both of you can stay at my place! Let me go and clean up a room for the both of you!"

Chen Xiaobei's mom's heart melted. She said yes to them without any hesitation.

Even Xiaoyao was drawn in by their cuteness. She said, "Let me go and help out as well!"

"Thank you, aunty! Thank you, sis!"

NeZha smiled and ran to Chen Xiaobei with his eyebrows raised.

"What do you think? My ability is pretty awesome, right?"

Chen Xiaobei was stunned for a few seconds and said, "Damn! This is the best skill to pursue girls! I think no woman in this world can resist your ability!"

Chen Xiaobei recalled the time where NeZha stole the bone of Demonic Black Dragon. His father wanted to spank his butt but there were a group of goddesses who stood up for him! Even the goddesses in heaven could not resist his cuteness. Let alone the women on earth!

"Great minds think alike!"

Hong Haier nodded and said, "I told this kid earlier that his skill can be used to pursue girls but he wouldn't listen to me! What a waste! Such a shame!"

"I'm still young! I cannot go after girls!" NeZha said seriously.

"Your brain is dead! Well, it's good that you decided not to go after any girls! I have one less rival! Heh heh heh."

"That is a perverted smile! Who do you want to hit on this time?" NeZha narrowed his gaze and asked.

"Bro Bei! I want to ask you something! It's about the girl that stood beside your mom. Is she your girlfriend?"

"Who? Murong Xiaoyao? She is not my girlfriend but I advise you not to hit on her. You will be defeated!"

"Haha! I like challenging stuff! I have never been defeated before as an experienced player!" Hong Haier said confidently.

"Go ahead and try then!" Chen Xiaobei shrugged and laughed.

"Okay! Let's get it on! Stay here and wait for my good news!"

Hong Haier smiled and walked into the house to look for Xiaoyao.

"Old Wang!"

Chen Xiaobei could not care less about Hong Haier. He waved his hands at Old Wang and said, "I want you to tell NeZha about your streaming. Get NeZha and Hong Haier into this streaming business as soon as possible! Finish the mission! I don't want Jiang Ziya to come looking for me!"

Old Wang was really excited when he saw NeZha. It had been some time since the day he came to earth. He became happier but he kind of missed the life in heaven. Old Wang and NeZha started to talk to each other happily. Chen Xiaobei joined in their conversation as well.

A few minutes later, Hong Haier returned to them. He cupped his face with his hand and walked towards them with his head bowed. He looked like a defeated soldier.

"How did it go? Were you defeated?"

Chen Xiaobei had a wicked grin. Xiaoyao was feisty. She would not let anyone mess with her!

"This is so scary… Too scary… Are the woman of earth this terrifying?"

Hong Haier put his hand down. There was a palm print on his face.

"All I did was asking her to be my girlfriend… She then slapped me without any hesitation… She told me to get lost! *Sob…Sob…* So horrible!"

"Hahaha! Why didn't you listen to an experienced player like Chen Xiaobei? In the end, you have to suffer!" NeZha was laughing non-stop.

"Something is not right! Xiaoyao might be fierce but she is reasonable! Did you do something inappropriate? Tell me honestly!" said Chen Xiaobei while shaking his head.

"No… All I did was attempt to slap her ass with my hand. In the end, I didn't even manage to do it…"

"Well, you deserve that slap! Men are not allowed to slap a girl's ass so casually on earth! One is destined to suffer if the person slaps a girl's ass without her permission!"

"I will not mess with her anymore… However, I will not give up becoming an experienced player! I will continue to excel! One is no different from salted fish [1] if one stops going after girls!"

"Sounds legit! I'm speechless! Hahaha!" Chen Xiaobei laughed.

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At the same time, somewhere in heaven.

An energetic looking and extraordinary old man was sitting on the clouds.

A man with a green face and red hair with wings on his back was flying towards the old man.

TL Note:

[1] Salted fish: Metaphor to mean a useless person