Chapter 3 - Are You Trying to Chat Me Up?

I Just Want to Be in a Relationship

Chapter 3: Are You Trying to Chat Me Up?

Yu Qing Huan took advantage of the green light and tugged the man to cross the road. After he settled the man down at the roadside, he testily said: “Here is good enough.”

Such a big man already but still dared to say that he didn’t know how to cross the road. Today Yu Qing Huan wanted to do good to the end and see if he could pull anymore tricks.

The man looked at his own hand, and then looked at Yu Qing Huan’s hand. He just stood there without a world.

Yu Qing Huan mentally scolded his unsociable personality. He combed through his wind-blown hair with his hand. His eyes brighten up when he swept through the area and saw a small shop selling a traditional style ‘Shuang Pi Nai’.

[T/N: 双皮奶 (Shuang Pi Nai) : Double layer milk.

The winter in the northern area was dry and freezing. It was just perfect to have a bowl of warm delicious red bean ‘Shuang Pi Nai’ now.

Thinking about its heavenly taste, he immediately threw the man aside and quickly walked into the small shop. It was during the working hours so the shop didn’t have many customer. A few sweet looking young lady were hanging around the counter while chatting happily.

Yu Qing Huan appreciated the scenery for a few second and regretfully shook his head. They were beautiful but such a pity that the gender was wrong.

One of the lady saw that there was someone in the shop and immediately stopped chitchatting, “May I take your orders?’ Yu Qing Huan looked at her. His face red because of his rubbing.

Yu Qing Huan didn’t only have a handsome face, he was also classy. He leaned against the counter while smiling slightly. He was just looking at the menu but didn’t know why did Yu Qing Huan suddenly seemed distinguished.

A few ladies became bashful and their eyesight kept slipping towards him.

“One red bean ‘Shuang Pi Nai’ and one durian ‘Shuang Pi Nai’.

[T/N: Durian. A delicious fruit in certain Asian country. Famous for it smelliness XD. my favorite~]

Yu Qing Huan only took a moment to decide his orders.

“Alright. Sir, please have a seat and wait for a moment.” The young lady blushed and shyly replied but she retained her professionalism. After giving Yu Qing Huan his change, she lead him to the seat.

Yu Qing Huan nodded his head and headed towards the seat by the window.

At this time, the wind chime hanging on the door of the dessert shop rang. Yu Qing Huan didn’t manage to see who was it, but his shirt suddenly tighten up and he had a bad premonition.

Impossible right…

Yu Qing Huan wearily turned his head and he really saw that man sinfully handsome face.

“What are you doing here?” Several staff curiously looked their way and Yu Qing Huan hurriedly pulled the man towards the window and bitingly asked, “Is it because you felt humiliated by my words and now you want to settle a score with me?”

What good luck! Maybe he was dreaming, or else how could he met a psychopathy the moment he took a step out the door.

The man quietly stared at Yu Qing Huan without uttering a word.

Yu Qing Huan felt irritated by the man’s behavior and asked in agitation, “Can’t you speak? Are you dumb?”

This time the man responded swiftly, “I’m not dumb.”

A 100% solemn look.

Yu Qing Huan looked up to heaven angrily, he really want to punched someone. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 /(.□. )

“Then why are you following me? To chat me up? You want to be my friend?”

Since young, Yu Qing Huan had many suitor of both gender by his side. The amount was too much to count. He never paid any attention to them because during his school days, he had to worry about his tuition fees and daily meals. Moreover he had to maintain his image after entering the showbiz.

Even though you never eat pork, but you would have seen a pig run. When Yu Qing Huan saw the man apparent dependence on him, he guessed that the man wanted to chat him up.

[T/N: 没吃过猪肉,也见过猪跑 (mei chi guo zhu rou, ye jian guo zhu pao): Literal translation-Never eat pork, but seen a pig run. Meaning: Even though you have never personally experience something, but you have heard or seen about it.]

His gaze lingered on the man’s face with ambiguous eyes, like he used two furry paws to tickle people’s heart. The young ladies at the distance couldn’t help but feeling their heart beating faster, yet the man in front of him had no reaction whatsoever.

On the contrary, the man frowned and hesitantly asked, “What’s the meaning of…to chat you up?”

Yu Qing Huan : “( ⊙…⊙ )!!”

Is this person from Mars!?

“So why are you following me?” Yu Qing Huan pulled out a chair and sat down. He scooped a spoonful of steaming hot ‘Shuang Pi Nai’ into his mouth. A thick flavorful milky taste embraced his taste buds and his anger faded away. Yu Qing Huan sighed and patiently asked again.

“I…” Both of his hands were well-behaved on his thigh and it made him seem like a well trained big Wolf Dog. The man insecurely wilted down. He didn’t dare to look into Yu Qing Huan’s eyes and softly said, “I lost my way.”

Yu Qing Huan ceased moving his spoon: “So?”

“Troubling you to send me home.”

Yu Qing Huan: “( 0…0 )”

Ze ze ze. The young people nowadays really have many different ways to express their intentions. Didn’t asked for WeChat and also didn’t ask for phone number, straightaway wanted them to follow to their house. Did the man thought that he was stupid?

Yu Qing Huan raised his delicate eyebrow and looked at the man. He extended his beautiful long clean hand: “Phone.”

The man searched his pocket for almost half a day until he managed to find his phone. He casually placed his phone on Yu Qing Huan’s hand.

Yu Qing Huan looked down and stared. Wow, even using the newest Apple phone.

“Password.”

The man frowned and thought for a while. He shook his head while honestly replied, “I don’t remember already.”

Yu Qing Huan couldn’t take it anymore and almost snapped in anger when the man suddenly lowered down his head and searched through his pack bag as if he recalled something. He dug out a small thin note book and freely gave it to Yu Qing Huan.

What was this? Yu Qing Huan suppressed his rage. He held on to ‘see what kind of elaborated tricks he wants to play’ attitude, and turned over the pages of the book.

The words written on the page was sharp and beautiful. Each words were finely written. The spacing between sentences were concise and consistent. Yu Qing Huan could see that the owner of the writing had strong Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder(OCD).

What made Yu Qing Huan stunned was not because of the writing but its content.

Hand phone password, email password, and even his bank card password was written clearly.

He raised his head and looked at the man. Yu Qing Huan lamented in his heart. Was he an idiot? Could bank card password be given freely to a stranger?’

Yu Qing Huan followed the password recorded in the book to open the man’s phone. He didn’t know why the it was on flight mode but the phone interface was incredibly clean. Even the factory app was move to a separate folder. The only thing remaining was a navigation app.

So…This person was really bad at direction? He wasn’t intentionally trying to chat him up?

Yu Qing Huan couldn’t help but soften his look. He first checked his phone’s log, but there was nothing. So he could only opened the navigation app and asked: “House address.”

The man rapidly fired out a string of address, as if afraid that he would scolded again.

The man’s address was at the city first rate villa area and those who could stay there were wealthy and respectable people only. In his last life, Yu Qing Huan only managed to be qualify to buy a villa there after struggling so hard for so long. Unfortunately before he could buy, he got reborn.

Thinking about it, he couldn’t help but felt hatred towards the rich and glared at the man. The man was glared stiff and apprehensively took a step back. Yet, his hand still obediently stuck to his side.

Yu Qing Huan: “…”

He entered the man’s address into the navigation app, enlarged the page and carefully recited the route to him. Yu Qing Huan pointed outside the window: “There are cabs outside, you just let the driver follow this route.”

The man didn’t move.

Yu Qing Huan, “What’s wrong?”

The man peeked at him and quickly reverted his eyes, as if he felt wronged.

Yu Qing Huan: “Speak ah! What’s wrong with you?”

The man drooped his head and his pitiful hair was blew to aside, “I don’t know how to get a cab.”

Yu Qing Huan: “…^_^”

Yu Qing Huan: “Don’t know how to cross road, don’t know how to get a cab, don’t remember your own password. Let me asked you what do you know? Do you know your own name or not?”

The man opened his mouth and sulkily said, “I remember my name. I’m Huo Qu.”

Yu Qing Huan sneered sarcastically, “Oh, it’s wonderful that you can remember your own name. Do you want ge ge to award you? Give a you kiss kiss, hug hug and lift you up high high ah?

Huo Qu was stupefied. Then bit by bit his face turned red and spread to his white ears.

“Alright, today I will do good until the end.” Yu Qing Huan cleanly finished the last spoonful of the red bean ‘Shuang Pi Nai and looked at Huo Qu, “Wait for me to finish eating first then I will send you home.”

After going through a series of probing, Yu Qing Huan could see that Huo Qu really wasn’t faking anything. He really didn’t know how to recognize road and get a cab.

What kind of family was it to be able to bring up such a young master ah! This should be the rumored legendary rich man’s disease ba.

Yu Qing Huan shook his head. He was just about to take the another bowl of ‘Shuang Pi Nai’, when suddenly ‘Gu Lu~’, a loud rumbling noise came from where Huo Qu was sitting.

Yu Qing Huan stared blankly (O.O), Huo Qu also stared blankly (O.O).

“Don’t tell me that you haven’t eaten for a few days?” Yu Qing Huan happily basked in someone misfortune and his pair of peach blossom eyes curved up. “Come, I give you eat this bowl of ‘Shuang Pi Nai’ ba.”

Huo Qu’s face turned redder. His eyes frantically looked around and he didn’t dare to look eye to eye with Yu Qing Huan, but he still honestly answered his question, “Since morning until now.”

It was already more than 6 o’clock in the evening, and this person actually didn’t eat the entire day.

Yu Qing Huan sighed and waved his hand to request for another clean spoon. He stuffed it into Huo Qu’s hand and said, “Faster eat, what else do you want? This time I treat you.”

Huo Qu shook his head and stiffly held the spoon to scoop the ‘Shuang Pi Nai’. Such an easy task, but didn’t know why when he tried, it looked extremely awkward. After trying a few times then he could scoop up something.

Yu Qing Huan found it fascinating. He was full of interest, so he watched Huo Qu attentively until smoke almost came out from his head. Only then Yu Qing Huan had the conscience to move his line of sight.

Even though Huo Qu’s house was at a villa area, it wasn’t far. Such an exceptional place surrounded by the mountains and river, so it was very famous in the city. The cab driver already knew of the location when he heard the name of the place and he absolutely didn’t have to use the navigation app.

Yu Qing Huan and the driver were talking happily while Huo Qu never opened his mouth. He was sitting there silently with his back pencil straight and his hands on his knees, just like a student waiting for the teacher to spot checked his hygiene.

Yu Qing Huan sneakily glanced at Huo Qu. He felt tickled by the scene and burst out laughing.

The villa area was inaccessible by the cab so they could only stopped at the entrance. Yu Qing Huan took Huo Qu’s little notebook and flipped through it. Searching through the list of contact number, he told Huo Qu: “I send you until here. If you still couldn’t find your way back, give a call to the number of your brother, father and mother listed here. Ask them to fetch you back.”

When Yu Qing Huan saw Huo Qu earnestly listened with a serious look, he continued: “As soon as you reach home, you go rest nicely after finish eating. Okay, I’ll go first~”

Yu Qing Huan paid the cab fee once he finished talking. He opened the door and waved goodbye to Huo Qu. Very quickly, Yu Qing Huan’s back disappeared in the throng of crowd.

Huo Qu sat quietly in the cab for a full minute and only started clumsily unleashing the seat belt when the driver urged him to get off his car.

While he was sliding past to where Yu Qing Huan previously sat, he found a sticky note. He used his hand to pick it up and only saw two small words in black, indicated: No. 29, Yu Qing Huan.

Yu Qing Huan, Qing Huan.

Huo Qu carefully inserted the sticky note into his bag. After a moment of consideration, Huo Qu gently picked the note up, like it was a priceless treasure to cherish and cautiously inserted the note into his coat pocket.