Chapter 38 - Never Argue With Girls

Chapter 38 Never Argue With Girls

Bao Erdun and Bao Ertai were both dressed in just a pair of intact underpants. They fled in a bloody mess. They had just escaped from the noodle shop and ran into Dumbass coming back from shopping. The three men collided. The food in Dumbass’s hands fell to the ground and was scattered all over the place.

“My… my food.”

The Bao brothers were already full of anger. “We can’t defeat Xiao Bing. Can’t we defeat you?” They immediately took Dumbass as a punching bag and shouted, “What the fuck, are you blind, you stupid guy? Can’t you see me? Brother, let’s beat him together!”

Bao Erdun and Bao Ertai jumped up together. Their fists rained down on Dumbass. The sound of banging came one after another. After a few punches went down, the Bao brothers covered their fists and burst into tears. Bao Ertai yelled while crying, “Eldest brother, this boy’s body is made of iron… We didn’t check our fortune when we went out today…”

Bao Erdun was also covered with tears and boogers on his face, “I told you long ago that you must check your fortune before you do anything. You said I was too superstitious. How about this time… What are you still doing there? Let’s run…”

Bao Erdun and Bao Ertai just ran two steps. Two big hands, one on the left and the other on the right, grabbed the back of their necks and brought them back.

Bao Erdun burst into tears, “Big brother, we can’t beat you. Can’t you let us go home?”

Dumbass widened his eyes and said angrily, “I’m a little bit dumb, but I’m not stupid. My mother said that if anyone punches me, I’ll return with ten.”

Bao Erdun was too scared and almost wet his pants, “Eldest brother, we can’t stand that many of your fists.”

“My mom also said that I eat a lot. I have a big appetite, so I have a broad mind. I won’t argue with you.”

“Thank you… thank you, big brother.”

“I’ll punch you both once.”

“Then… I probably could handle… Oof…” Before Bao Erdun finished his words, he took a blow on his chest. Bao Ertai’s eyes widened and he saw his eldest brother spit out a big mouthful of blood. Like a shot put, he flew out with a parabola for more than 10 meters and then fell to the ground.

Bao Ertai stunned, “What the fuck… A shot put… Oof…”

Bao Ertai also vomited a big mouthful of blood. His bile was nearly punched out. And then he flew higher and farther than his elder brother, until it was like he was walking in the clouds, and then crashed with a bang and fell to the ground.

The Bao family brothers were lying on the ground and dying. A handsome boy happened to pass by and saw the dark shadow overhead. Then a wretched man in shorts fell from the sky. He called the emergency center hastily. He said in an anxious and excited tone, “Hello, emergency center? Hurry up and send an ambulance… Yes, my address is Jinsha district… A monster has just fallen from the sky… Um… It’s hairless and looks like a monkey… It has fainted, please send a car to come over soon…”

Having vented his anger, Dumbass picked up the food and put them in the bag. He walked into the restaurant with the bag and said with a deafening voice, “Hahaha, Brother Bing, do you know? I just saw two silly birds, running around outside without clothes…”

After seeing clearly that Xiao Bing and Yezi were kissing, Dumbass quickly threw the food aside, covered his face, turned his back on Xiao Bing and Yezi, and shouted, “Oh my dear mother, I didn’t see anything!”

It was supposed to be a very beautiful picture, but Dumbass made everyone laugh. After Xiao Bing and Yezi separated, he didn’t have time to be shy. Xiao Bing took a deep look at Yezi, then let go of her. He walked behind Dumbass, patted him on his shoulder, and said to Wang Guifang, “Aunt Wang, Dumbass is so hard-working every day. He is our role model. It is better to arrange more work for him every day.”

It was Xiao Bing’s payback. Everyone burst into laughter again.

Just now, it was actually dangerous. But outsiders could only see the excitement. So not only did it not affect the business of noodle restaurant, but the name of kungfu chef became viral. The Xiaoxiao Noodle House became completely famous and its business began to boom.

The Bao family brothers felt wronged. Xiao Bing beat them heavily first, then Dumbass also hit them. After being sent to the hospital, Tiger, the trusted follower of the Peony Fairy arrived at the hospital, and was briefed by the Bao brothers about what had happened. He then went back to report to the Peony Fairy.

The Peony Fairy sat in the heavenly king chair and listened to Tiger’s report. After the report was finished, her charming voice contained some nervousness, “Are those two losers sure that Xiao Bing is a Concealing Strength master?”

“Yes,” cried Tiger.

Tiger was a big man full of strength. He was in his 30s, wearing a short-sleeved shirt and shorts. His eyes were sparkling with intelligence. He looked like a top master.

The Peony Fairy muttered to herself, “Xie Lun thinks that there are only a few clear strength masters in the entire Jiang City. In fact, this is not the case… Like the strength of us Four Heavenly Kings, how can he speculate? If he was only clear strength, although I should pay attention to him, I am sure I can win, even without too much cost. But he is actually concealing strength…”

The Tiger said, “Fairy… is it necessary for us to mess with a Concealing Strength master?”

The Peony Fairy’s voice was fluttering gently, but it had no doubt, “We took the money already… What’s more, since this business has been taken over, is there any way to return it? The Bao brothers are my men. The entire underground world of Jiang City knows that. If I retreat after knowing that the Bao brothers have been beaten, how can I maintain my standing in Jiang City in the future? ”

Tiger said, “Yes, it was thoughtless of me.”

“Hmmm… Tiger, your strength is already at the top level in Jiang City, at the advanced stage of Clear Strength. There are few people in Jiang City who can beat you. Originally I was going to send you, but if Xiao Bing is really a master of Concealing Strength, surely if you fight alone, you will not match up to him…” The Peony Fairy giggled suddenly. “What kind of person is he? I’m really curious.”

The blind man suddenly came out from the corner and said with a heavy tone, “Peony, shall I meet him?”

“You?” The Peony Fairy’s action was charming, but the man couldn’t see it after all. But he could hear the voice of Peony Fairy, “Can you see the man? Hehe…”

The Peony Fairy smiled a charmingly. Every word she said was like a sharp knife inserted into the man, leaving him black and blue all over.

But this man has long been used to it. He has been standing there quietly, waiting. He knew that the Peony Fairy was trying to stimulate him. She hasn’t really made her final decision yet.

As expected, after laughing, the Peony Fairy said coldly, “Zhu Mingyu, don’t make your move so easily. This Xiao Bing is a man that will not hesitate to kill. Your life is mine…”

Zhu Mingyu’s expression changed slightly. It was a kind of relief and pleasure. Then he bowed respectfully and said, “Got it.”

Zhu Mingyu moved backward step by step. Tiger looked at the blind man who had always been beside the Peony Fairy. Even though Zhu Mingyu couldn’t see him, he dared not to neglect him. It could be seen from his eyes that he was scared of Zhu Mingyu, and also respected him.

The Clear Strength stage was already a master of kung fu. But Tiger, who was in the senior clear strength stage, was full of fear for Zhu Mingyu, which showed how powerful Zhu Mingyu’s strength was.

The title of Kung Fu Chef had spread to the streets and alleys in just over two hours. At this time, business was getting better and better. Many people came to see Xiao Bing making noodles instead of eating. Even many people who did not know anything about kung fu also praised him.

“You see, how good his kung fu is.”

“Yes, this person must be a master of kung fu by linking kung fu and cooking.”

“Alas, no wonder they say that the experts are among the people.”

In fact, they know nothing!

But Yezi was really happy to hear that. Even happier than Xiao Bing. Who didn’t want the man you like to be praised by others?

After a busy afternoon, Wang Guifang came out and announced with a smile, “Sorry everyone, our exclusive noodles has been sold out for today. Those who want to eat them will wait until tomorrow, but we have everything else in our restaurant.”

Xiao Bing wiped his sweat and said to Yezi, “Yezi, what do you want to eat?”

It was dinner time. Yezi thought for a moment and said with a smile, “Go out for western food, steak…”

“No problem!” Xiao Bing agreed with a smile. He walked to the kitchen with Yezi. They each got into a room and changed out of the uniforms they were wearing. When they both came out, Xiao Bing’s eyes lit up. Yezi was wearing a white skirt. She was so pretty that Xiao Bing’s heart almost skipped a beat.

Yezi turned around in front of Xiao Bing. Looking at Xiao Bing staring absent-mindedly, Yezi felt satisfied and happy. She smiled and asked, “Am I beautiful? Stop daydreaming and let’s go to dinner together.”

“Who is daydreaming?” Xiao Bing swallowed his saliva. “I think that when I was teaching the twins a lesson today, someone was drooling and daydreaming!”

Yezi stamped her feet fiercely and said cutely, “Nonsense. I didn’t drool.”

Xiao Bing laughed, “Are you admitting that you only daydreamed? Ouch…”

Xiao Bing was pinched in the arm by Yezi and was twisted fiercely. Then he saw Yezi grinning cunningly and said, “Don’t say that I didn’t remind you. I’m helping you to remember this. Never argue with your girlfriend. If you lose, you weren’t supposed to argue. If you win, you will be beaten…”