Chapter 475

Chapter 475

Translator: Nat

–Aegir POV–

Five swords slice through the thick bulge on the bed and pierce down to the bottom .

「He has inhuman stamina! Do it thoroughly!」

The five swords don’t stop at one strike and repeatedly swing down on the bed .

Even I would suffer a mortal wound from such a relentless assault .

「Alright, cut off his head and get out……」

The leader carefully reaches for the now tattered covers of the bed and flips it up .

「Too bad, you missed . 」

「Wha-!? Kyaa!」

I stick my hand out from the bed……or more accurately, from under the bed, grab the leader’s slender leg and trip the person .

「Charge!!」

Celia takes that as the signal to yell, and the previous silence was replaced with the sound of countless steel boots .

The completely armed escort unit steps in .

「Guards!?」

「W-we were duped!」

The assassins panic, their eyes darting back and forth, meanwhile I toss the bed aside and rest the Dual Crater on my shoulder .

Evaluating that they can’t kill me, the assassins attempt to run .

One rushes out through the backdoor .

「Right there!!」

That individual was met with a spear to the back .

「Wahahaha!! Those who break the law get skewered!!」

Irijina, who was laying in wait, killed that guy .

Another assassin jumps out the window .

「How nice of you to come . 」

Something crosses paths with the assassin and his helmet splits open .

「Guh, but I can still run……huh?」

The man curiously feels the deep slit on his throat with his fingers, the oozing blood dying his hand red .

Gido had landed a splendid slash to the assassin’s neck as soon as he leapt out of the window .

It was at a speed you wouldn’t expect from an injured man . That means it should be fine for him to step onto the battlefield again .

「Unforgivable…… how dare you rob me of my dick……taste my fury and hatred!」

Gido stares at the enemy soldier like he’s the one who killed his parents and mounts him, stabbing the assassin repeatedly .

He’s already dead . Cutting him apart won’t do anything .

「N-now that it’s come to this――!」

A third assassin escapes to the roof through the skylight and builds up a running start before jumping .

It’s possible that he could break his leg, but he must have seen no other way out .

If successful, he can jump over the guards and flee into the night . An extreme act like that was obviously beyond the expectations of Celia and the escort unit, however……

「Target confirmed . Calculating angle and speed . Analyzing firing angle, no effect on surrounding area . Output level: 0 . 3% . 」

Immediately after hearing the pretty voice, the assassin disappeared .

The body of the man who was supposed to be in the air seemed to glow briefly and then burst into tiny golden particles of light which dispersed in the night sky .

Everything except the parts from the heel to toe dropped straight down to the ground .

Mysterious things happen sometimes .

Now, just two enemies remained in the room .

At this point, the escort unit already has the place surrounded, eliminating any possibility of escape .

「This is…… the end!」

One of the men throws off the helmet that was part of his disguise and tosses a pill which he retrieves from his chest pocket into his mouth .

「Gugeeh!」

He suddenly coughs out blood, surprising the escort unit .

The coughing continued for a while before he twitches and dies .

So they suicide if they can’t escape .

That’s something trained assassins do .

The last one also prepares to do the same .

「Not good . She’s a woman!」

It was revealed after the leader’s helmet was taken off .

Thinking back, I remember that the leader had a cute voice and a thin leg . I can’t let her die .

Crap, the pill is already in her mouth .

I won’t make it if I capture her and she’ll die if I stick my Dual Crater in her mouth .

「In that case――!」

I run to her and thrust my dick to the back of her throat .

「Mgah!!」

As long as she has my dick in her mouth, she can’t swallow the pill .

The side effect of constantly being hard came in handy .

「Ngoh……nngaa!」

She slaps my thigh in resistance and bites down with all her strength, but her jaw can’t move .

「Sorry, I’m borrowing you for a bit . 」

I pull my hips slightly backward as I grab the back of her head and then ram the tip of my dick down her throat .

I lubricate the tight canal with my pre-cum .

Then I do something that you should absolutely avoid when getting a blowjob, and that’s because the woman will instinctively――

「Uueeh!」

――gag .

The pill that was in her mouth spilled on the floor along with the rest of her vomit .

「Gu, won’t……let you…… catch me alive……」

I stick my dick in front of her face as she raises her head, coughing violently .

「Surrender . 」

「S-so big…… no, I can’t just……」

Her eyes converge when I bring my dick closer and swivel left and right when I sway side to side .

「I’ll say it again . Surrender . 」

I crouch down and slide my dick along her clothes until it reaches her belly button…… in other words, I position it right above where her womb is .

Then, I hold it vertically against her stomach and apply pressure .

「Ah…… aah…… no more . 」

Her voice and resistance gradually becomes more feeble .

And then――

「I’ll surrender . 」

「Good . 」

I give her forehead a slap when I stand up .

「……I smell a pervert . 」

Celia is beside me before I realize and helps me stuff my dick back into my pants .

「It’d be useless if everyone died . ……anyways, it’s fine to come out now . 」

Busco rubs his hands vigorously and enters when I call him .

「I-it’s you――!?」

「Well, what can I say?」

Celia looks down coldly at the female assassin who has eyes burning with anger despite supposedly surrendering .

「Fufufu, of course there’s no way I’ll turn traitor . Everything planned was to lure all of you into a trap . 」

That’s right, it was a trap .

Busco told us the entire story from the time he made contact with the South Yuguria assassins .

He was a double agent .

Obviously, a plan purely based on this guy’s information and guidance will not succeed .

「W-we were tricked…… by this ugly fucker…… how frustrating!」

「Gehehehe, is it frustrating? Do you hate me? Too bad, there’s nothing you can do about it . You’re literally going to be screwed, fucked, worn out and thrown away by Hardlett-sama . Gyehehehe . 」

Kicks from me and Celia land simultaneously on Busco as he taunts the woman with a shit-eating grin .

「I’ll acknowledge you for reporting on the scheme . Although it pains me, I’ll reward you with something after the war . 」

「Aegir-sama’s dignity will decrease from this vulgar speech and behavior and disgusting face . Fix it right away . 」

Busco resumes his prostrating position .

There’s no reason to talk any further .

「Throw her in jail for now . Your arms and legs will be restrained to prevent you from suiciding, so bear with it . 」

「Kuh, I can no longer hide my identity with the plan foiled . That doesn’t mean I’ve lost my loyalty to Yuguria or Her Majesty Wilhelmina though! I won’t say a single word that will disadvantage my Empire――」

I embrace the woman from behind, pressing my dick against her butt .

The rigidity and heat she desires is certainly transmitting to her through her clothes .

「Ah♪ ……I shouldn’t speak……well……maybe a little won’t hurt . 」

「Why’d the enemy send an assassin who’s so loose…… she’s definitely going to talk if she gets fucked . 」

Celia puffs up her cheeks and punches Irijina’s abs .

「C’mon, start walking . 」

I gently urge the woman with a nudge of my dick .

「It would be nice if things also went well on the Trisnia side . 」

Upon deeper consideration, this might be too preposterous to be called a plan .

I mean, Leopolt and Tristan cooperated, so I shouldn’t have to worry about the details .

「I have undergone training for anti-interrogation techniques, it won’t be that easy for you……hau♪」

The damages to the boat that crashed into the wall are not exactly minor .

Unlike a wagon, a boat will sink if there is a tiny hole .

And it might be a little concerning when Ivanna is in ‘that’ state .

「My resistance to tortue is ranked the highest! If you don’t pound me deep with something longer than 30 cm, you could punch me or rip my nails and I won’t give in!」

「We have no choice but to take it easy until they move then . Right, we’re here . 」

I bring the woman to a new bedroom which is being used in place of a prison and throw her on the bed .

Naturally, I proceed to take off my clothes .

「Time to interrogate you thoroughly . 」

「Do your worst . 」

–Third Person POV–

City State Territory – Outskirts of a Small Nameless Polis . Late Night .

「Fufufu, isn’t this far enough? There’s nobody else here . 」

「Yes, we can make love to each other in peace . 」

Two individuals speak lovingly and exchange a passionate kiss .

「For us to have to meet clandestinely and travel so far from the city…… I wish we could be more open about our love . 」

「It can’t be helped . Both of us have spouses and children . More importantly, hurry and take off your clothes . I can’t wait any longer . At this rate, I’ll turn into a sex-crazed beast…… graawr! And assault you~!」

The duo playfully grapple with one another .

「Gosh! If you’re too loud, wolves or monsters will actually…… gather……」

One of them cuts their words short abruptly .

Then, the person still lying on the ground points a finger at the darkness .

「Haha, did a wolf really show up!? Alright, I’ll use the dick you love so much and drive it off……」

The man mounted on top stands up and turns around casually…… then freezes in place .

「Albert…… could you rub my eyes?」

「Y-you should rub my eyes, Verthaizer . 」

The two men rub each other’s eyes, but the scene doesn’t change .

「「A ship…… is sailing on land……?」」

A large vessel appears to be advancing slowly in front of them .

Not only that, it wasn’t just one or two ships .

There are ten, no, more than ten ships that are moving together as one fleet .

Both of them, still naked, stomp their feet on the ground a few times .

They are standing on the oh-so-familiar earth, they’re not standing in the sea or a river .

They’re also nowhere close to the river, in fact, they are fairly in-land and need to travel on a wagon to reach the river .

As they approach the ships, the dull goopy sound of mud being spread apart grows louder .

When they get even closer, they could also hear the sound of a powerful gust blowing .

「The ship is sliding in the mud……?」

「There is wind blowing only at the sail……?」

They stare at each other and laugh .

「This must be a dream . I’m probably sleeping in your muscular arms . Why don’t we make love in our dreams too?」

「You’re right . I’ve probably fallen asleep after embracing you . Fufu, now turn that tight ass this way . 」

Pretending they didn’t see anything, the two of them carry on and bring their bodies together .

On Board the Flagship Suvorov .

「……two guys are doing it . Hic . 」

Ivanna mutters her observation holding a bottle of alcohol in one hand .

「Admiral Ivanna, I know we’re not in battle, but drinking until you hallucinate isn’t the best idea……」

The adjutant’s caution had no effect as Ivanna tosses the emptied bottle out the window and caresses the young man sitting beside her…… or more accurately, the adolescent male .

「Nfuーyou’re so cute . How about it, won’t you become this pretty lady’s loverー? If it’s gold you want, I have some . Hm?」

「S-someone like me becoming Ivanna-sama’s lover, I’m not worthy……」

The teen declines humbly and averts his gaze when Ivanna’s breath reeking of booze hits his nose, clearly inconvenienced .

「Heehー so you don’t want to? ーin that case, I’ll cheatー」

Ivanna chuckles flippantly and hugs the youngster on the opposite side .

「I-it’s an honor, Ivanna-sama…… to be a lover of someone as beautiful as you . 」

Seeing the boy smile stiffly, Ivanna grins in satisfaction .

「Right? Aren’t I pretty? Nobles and admirals in the Federation are wealthy peopleー」

「Aah, admiral…… how deplorable . 」

When the adjutant covers his eyes, Ivanna flaps her arms unhappily .

「It was originally supposed to be your turn except you wouldn’t roll the dice, so I’m boredー」

The adjutant slumps his shoulders and then half-heartedly throws said dice .

「5, 5, 7……hahaha, I win! I’ll be taking it all, sorry about thatー!」

Ivanna gathers all the silver and copper coins on the table and pulls the big pile of winnings into her arms .

She plunges her face into the money and then starts snoring .

「Seriously, why did she become like this……?」

The adjutant dismisses the young males and sighs as he covers Ivanna with a blanket .

「Good grief, I thought she would return to normal once she got on the ship . 」

After confirming Ivanna has fallen asleep, Tristan and Leopolt enter the room .

The adjutant scowls slightly at the thought of outsiders being in the captain’s quarters, but doesn’t complain as his eyes glance at Ivanna sleeping on the desk with drool trickling from her mouth .

In that moment, the lookout screams while skillfully concealing his voice .

「Large rock in front! We are on a crash course!」

The adjutant directs his attention to Leopolt .

「It is not a problem . 」

Almost exactly on time with his words, a forest elf standing on the side of the boat chants something .

Seconds later, the rock shatters with a loud crack, turning into smaller pebbles first and then further breaking down into fine sand .

「……reducing a rock to sand in mere seconds?」

Next, a black elf chants something, summoning water from midair, transforming the sand into sludge .

「This time producing water without the presence of a reservoir or stream……」

Lastly, Felteris swings her arm at the base of the mast and causes wind to expand the sail of the ship, increasing the vessel’s speed .

The Suvorov builds up momentum, easily riding on the sea of mud .

「Freely controlling the direction and strength of wind…… it goes against all the common sense of a sailor . If Ivanna-sama was of a sound mind right now…… I bet she wouldn’t be very happy . 」

The adjutant peeks at Ivanna again .

「Mmnya…… why don’t you show me…… ufufu, how cute . It’s standing at attention, what a naughty child…… gufufu . 」

Leopolt’s expression remained the same, contrasting the sad look on the adjutant’s face .

Following a rotational basis, several elves would continue to use magic to pour water under the boat, change hard earth or rocks into sand, and maintain a steady tailwind .

「If we keep this pace, we’ll reach the Teries river in a few days . Everything is progressing well within calculations . 」

「That’s if we reach the river . 」

The adjutant stares at the Suvorov and the accompanying fleet .

「The large hole in the hull was fixed quickly, we’re missing cannons, and many ships have a log replacing the mast because proper repairs couldn’t be done…… this cannot be considered optimal . In comparison, the enemy has an undamaged combat ship . 」

「We don’t know the details to be sure . 」

Tristan chimes in, but the adjutant doesn’t react .

「To top it off, the admiral is in this state…… what can we do by joining the battle if a miracle doesn’t happen……?」

Leopolt makes no attempt to comfort the whining adjutant .

「Then would you rather have the Suvorov turn into oversized garbage in Trisnia? If so, I can arrange for everyone to transfer onto transport ships and politely send you back to the Federation . 」

The adjutant’s eyes gleam .

「A staff officer of a small nation shouldn’t prattle like he knows everything! It’s a crappy situation, but this is at least less crappy than losing a ship and drinking all the time!」

The adjutant grabs Leopolt by the lapels and pushes him against the wall .

「I can tell what you’re thinking . You intend to incorporate our loss into your plans and use us as a distraction, right!? Go ahead and do it . We are soldiers of the Federation, sailors of the Federation navy . I’d rather sink to the bottom of the sea than to dry up on land!」

「I will do just that then . 」

Leopolt simply stares back at the adjutant without flinching, and after a few seconds, they separate .

「Munya . 」

The commotion seems to have woken Ivanna .

She lifts her face, tilts her head when she sees the adjutant, furrows her eyebrows when she sees Leopolt and smiles broadly when she sees Tristan .

「Uwah, not good . 」

Tristan tries to exit the room, but he loses to Ivanna’s superior physical ability, quickly getting chased down and embraced tightly from behind .

「Nfufu, you should have told me you were comingー Now pour me a drinkー You can touch my boobsー」

「No, I have other things…… right, the toilet . I have to use the toilet!」

「That’s fine, let me helpー No need to be embarrassed and let it outー」

「Uwah, don’t touch me! Someone help me!」

Leopolt’s face twitches while the adjutant looks up at the sky .

The elves continued to use their magic .

――A Few Days Later .

「Ease up on the wind . Carefully…… careful now . 」

「The hull is already in a risky condition with those temporary repairs . If we hit something, we’ll sink right away!」

「It’s not that easy……」

Felteris makes minute adjustments to the strength of her wind magic and allows the Suvorov to slowly tip the bow forward into the water .

「F-finally…… we’re at the Teries river . 」

「I can’t believe it……we seriously travelled on land…… is this for real?」

「I never imagined riding a ship on land as a sailor…… haha, I bet my mother won’t believe me if I told her . 」

Instead of cheers, the sailors were all stunned at what happened .

Suvorov and the rest of the fleet finally crossed the land and dropped into the Teries river .

The adjutant also nods, greatly moved by the experience .

「It’s not enough to ride on a magical sea of mud . This……splashing of water, this rocking……this is what a sailor……」

The adjutant’s emotional comments were interrupted .

「……water……rocking, the current…… this is the river……I……」

That’s because he saw Ivanna on the deck instead of drinking and molesting a young man .

「Admiral?」

After briefly looking downward, Ivanna takes out a bottle of alcohol from her pocket .

Upon closer inspection, the two young males were licking her thigh and armpit respectively .

A disappointed expression formed on the adjutant’s face――

But then, the bottle shattered with a bright clank .

Ivanna smashed it on the floor .

「Lookout, what are you lazing around for!? We’re in enemy territory, climb up the mast!」

She tosses the meat drumstick into the river .

Her slovenly verbal tick disappeared .

「Check the cannons to see if that impact wrecked any of them!」

She also throws off the blanket covering her .

「Furl the sails in 30 seconds! If you’re late, I’m kicking you into the Teries river!」

Not an ounce of laxity could be found on her face .

「Oh……Oooh……admiral……」

The adjutant fell to his knees in awe .

She also brushes aside the two puzzled boys .

「Apprentices should clean the bilge before licking a woman! Get going!」

The teens hastily run off to their duties .

「Fuuー」

Ivanna lastly slaps her own face a few times and turns back to the adjutant .

「……well, I can slack off once in a while too . 」

With tears of joy in his eyes, the adjutant returns the cleanest salute to her .

「By the way, Tristan . 」

「Yes?」

Ivanna beckons Tristan with just her index finger .

「Everything I’ve done to you was a trick of your imagination, so forget about it . If you tell anybody……」

Tristan hears the subtle sound of a knife slowly leaving its sheathe .

「I won’t say anything . Why would I share such humiliating memories to others?」

Ivanna returns her knife to its proper place, satisfied with Tristan’s answer .

「If that’s all, I will excuse myself……」

「Wait . 」

She stops Tristan right before he leaves .

「My ship doesn’t need two staff officers like you and Leopolt . That said, I won’t allow anybody who doesn’t work on board . 」

Ivanna smiles and hands a mop to Tristan .

Tristan’s long feeble sigh travelled throughout the Suvorov .

Protagonist: Aegir Hardlett . 25 years old . Autumn .

Status: Goldonia Kingdom Margrave . Great Feudal Lord of Eastern Area . Mountain Legend .

Friend of the Dwarves . Friend of the King of Aless . Dragon Slayer Hero .

Elf Mediator . Sex King of White City .

Condition (Lower Half: Anomaly)

Subordinates:

Myla (commander), Celia (assistant), Irijina (commander), Luna (commander)

Gido (complete recovery, crying), Pochi (in construction), Leopolt (military campaign), Tristan (cleaning up), Agor (commander)

Yakov (commander), Mack (military engineer), Jim (anguish), Christoph (on the verge of tears), Guigue (laughing)

Altair (small happiness), Remia (satisfied)

Others:

Sekrit (military campaign), Ivanna (Admiral of Teries Fleet), T-99 (cool time), Brynhildr (ー)

Natia (in awe), Felteris (pride of an elf), Ijaris (moving), Yularen (moving)

Annette (sense of unease), Piris (house arrest), Baroness Rukino Escaote (petite), Seika (cute), Naesys (playing), Nasis (playing), Busco (double agent)

Zillia (relieved)

Army – Southern Goldonia

Under Protagonist:

Escort Unit: 55

Infantry: 4500

Cavalry: 540

Archers: 580

Cannoneers: 360

Bow Cavalry: 7100

Independent Celia Squad: 400

Conscripts + Security Unit: 9700

Cannons: 40, Large Cannons: 21, Dwarven Cannons: 15, Field Artillery: 15, Chariots: 35

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Reinforcements / Allied Forces

105 Army Corps: 3700

Elves: Black: 200, White: 200

New Penal Unit: 400 ⇒ 395

God Altair’s Army: 50 ⇒ 130

Teries Fleet: Battleship Suvorov, Battleship ??, Large Combat Ships: 3, Medium Combat Ships: 7 (all temporarily repaired)

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Ally Forces:

Western Front:

Royal Army: 39 000

Conscripts: 46 000

Eastern Front: ???

Enemy Force: Regular Soldiers: 20 000?

Conscripts: 40 000+++

Cavalry Army: 10 000??

???: ⇒ ?

National Volunteer Corps: ⇒ ∞

Teries River Fleet: ???

Assets: -10 000 gold

Sexual Partners: 796, children who have been born: 69 + 567

Current Location: Northern Altair