Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands

Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands

Walking through the chilly nighttime Manhattan streets, Katie and Ben huddled for warmth, her arm looping around his as she leaned into him. They strolled at a gentle pace, the sounds of passing cars and pedestrians giving way to their intimate conversation.

"Wait, you said the writers made Daenerys do what?!?" Ben couldn't believe what Katie was telling him about the Games of Thrones finale…

He was a few seasons behind but now he'd rather just skip it…

...

After she confirmed what he thought he heard the first time, Ben couldn't talk about it anymore and asked something else. "So you volunteer at the hospital every week?" He needed to change the subject to forget that foul taste in his mouth, the same one tens of millions of viewers had when they were force-fed that dragon-sh*t sandwich…

"Mmmhm." Katie nodded.

"That's good." Ben sighed in relief. 'At first, I thought she was trying to f*ck in there…'

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"Well, where to now?" Since Katie asked him to meet here, he wasn't sure if there was something else she wanted to show him.

Katie revealed a light smile. "Anywhere you want."

Ben pretended to think for a few seconds, then put on his best poker face. "My place…"

"Okay…"

He blinked in silence for a while, surprised she accepted that fast. The fact that he didn't require an excuse to take her home caught him off guard like a Shawshank breakout…

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It was standard procedure to make up a reason to bring a woman home. Everyone knew that. Otherwise, you wouldn't have the famous proverb—an excuse to ride the caboose…

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As such, the current situation made Ben wonder if things were moving too fast.

Then, he remembered something Beluga told him. He said that sometimes when things were going very well on a date, Ben might feel it was moving too quickly. Despite that, Ben needed to remember one principle to follow throughout any date: always escalate and close as fast and possible.

There was no situation where a man voluntarily slowing the action down was the correct move. Trying that would be like asking the woman to buy him a one-way ticket to simp-city…

Since that's where he'd live in her mind from then on…

Real men were s.e.x.u.a.l and didn't have any dilemma with that. Women understood that also. In reality, that's how it's always been. Did cavemen worry about the number of dates they went on?

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Putting away his coach ticket bus-fare to chump-central…Ben refocused on the date, converting his insecurity into confidence. 'Things are moving fast and that's a good thing.'

It was obvious Katie was very into him. In fact, he'd never met such an affectionate girl. It was to the point where he glanced down, wondering if he grew an extra c*ck…

....

Ben frowned. 'Still only the one... Then, does she know some secret about me, like I'm a reincarnated immortal?'

...

After going through a few possibilities, he shook his head. 'Forget it. Don't overthink it. I'll find out when the next major climax arrives... For now, let's worry about today's minor climax...'

Ben smiled as his mood improved. 'I'll take the good thing while I can.' He felt he was due for a lucky break, and maybe that was Katie. In truth, he liked her affectionate nature. Her warmth and attachment made him feel unknown butterflies in his own stomach…and today, he was certain it wasn't indigestion…

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A while later, they were inside his dorm room, after having dodged potential collision courses with several beards…

Katie was sitting on his bed with her feet hanging off, leaning back with her arms posted on the bed. Her coat was off and she was watching Ben, showing her cute smile.

As for him, he was putting on their beloved K-pop music…

This was the fated day. Ben could tell, because like any veteran manager of the p*ssy-supply-chain…he made sure she wouldn't be on her period again…

He sat down next to her, wrapping his arm around her narrow waist, getting an eyeful of her broad b.r.e.a.s.ts, luscious lips, and beautiful pale skin…

Katie was too hot for Ben to hold himself back…

He moved in for the kiss, locking his mouth onto hers as their tongues began to massage one another…

His hands explored over her light blue polo sweater and jeans, squeezing and rubbing over many areas he couldn't wait to become intimate friends with…

Reaching his hand into her straight pink hair, Ben tilted her head back, and moved to lick her smooth neck…

Meanwhile, his hand slid over her sweater, making contact…with her thick tits…squeezing them…savoring their soft fullness…

"Wait…I'm gonna use the bathroom," Katie said.

Giving her space to rise, Ben waited as she left to use the bathroom. Despite her leaving, he knew this was a good sign. Beluga mentioned that when a girl went to the bathroom as things escalated in bed, it meant she wanted to pee and prepare her private areas for s.e.x. What sign could be better than that?

Several minutes later...

The bathroom door creaked open...

Ben looked towards it, getting ready to heat things up. He was contemplating what his next move would be to advance things. However, when Katie walked out a moment later, all his plans flew out the window...like an anatomically impossible cliffhanger for a new John Wick movie…

...

Ben watched as she took slow steps towards him, and he swallowed…because this s.e.xy beauty wore nothing except pink lace lingerie…

Ben's jaw dropped. 'Jackprot...'

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Despite the lingerie being skin tight, it was a perfect fit on Katie's alluring lean body…

The fabric of her bra was so thin...he could see her red n.i.p.p.l.es through it… It was stretched so tight by her cannons...it looked like it might burst…

Her pink thong extended so high above her h.i.p.s…it brought her already rich curves to the peak of temptation...

Ben's mouth watered as he fought back the urge to rip everything off to see what she tasted like…

She walked over to Ben with a confident strut...but her shy smile and blushing cheeks betrayed her… She wasn't used to being this naughty…but she was doing it for him…

'I must've built some good karma in my last life…' Ben wasn't interested in questioning why he held Willy Wonka's Golden D.i.c.ket…

He'd accept! 'Child murder, evil dwarfs, bring it on!'

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To return the favor, he'd even give relationship advice to a pre-Amber Heard Johnny Depp!

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Soon, Katie was standing over him…and wrapped her arms around his neck. "You like? Pink is my favorite color…"

Ben nodded his head over and over. "I like…I think it just became mine too…"

Then, as his breathing became short, Ben placed his hands at the back of her knees…sliding them upwards over her smooth porcelain skin…until they reached her two thick mounds…which he squeezed!

"Annn~" Katie's face became even redder.

With two handfuls…but still so much more to sample, Ben would no longer allow only his eyes to hog all the pleasure. It was time to treat his other senses!

He pulled Katie's e.r.o.t.i.c body into his…and spun her onto the bed!