Chapter 705

Nine Star Hegemon Body Art

Chapter 705

Everyone drank quickly with how excited they were, and in less than a few hours, they collapsed from intoxication .

Long Chen also drank quickly, because it had been a long time since he had relaxed like this . In his drunken, collapsed state, all he could remember was that someone helped him back to his room .

Lying on his bed, Long Chen could recall two soft bodies and fragrant scents being present . He felt like he was floating in the clouds as he descended into a deep slumber .

“Long Chen, get up! It’s morning, and we have to go sign in . ”

Long Chen was still deep in his slumber when Tang Wan-er’s voice woke him up . He really didn’t want to get up . He hadn’t slept this well in a long time .

With his eyes closed, he tried to pull Tang Wan-er into his embrace . But as a result, his hand ended up touching a soft and bouncy place .

“AHH!” Tang Wan-er shrieked, and seeing Long Chen’s butt facing her, she viciously aimed a slap there .

In his drowsy state, Long Chen still didn’t know what was happening . He turned, muttering, “Let me sleep… AH!”

He had only just turned when Tang Wan-er’s hand landed on his crotch . Long Chen instantly shot up .

“Ah! Sorry! I… I didn’t do it on purpose!” Seeing Long Chen holding his crotch with a pained expression, Tang Wan-er panicked .

“Are… are you trying to cripple me?!”

Long Chen was sweating from the pain . He finally understood what the pain of the balls was . So those people he had hit there had actually been in this much pain .

This location was definitely fatal . But it was a good thing Tang Wan-er’s physical strength wasn’t too high, or he would have been done for .

“I… I can… help you massage it,” said Tang Wan-er in her panic .

“Ah… fine, let’s start now . ” Long Chen let go of his crotch .

“Bastard, I knew you were just faking!” raged Tang Wan-er . Her panicked expression had long since vanished to be replaced with a crafty smile .

Damnit, she completely sees through this now . Looks like I’ll need to switch up my ways in the future . Long Chen was speechless . After being with him so much, Tang Wan-er had completely adapted to his little tricks . However, it was true that that slap hadn’t been painless .

“You two, don’t mess around . It’s time to sign in . ” Meng Qi walked in, speechless at what she was seeing . “Here, these are the disciple robes I got for you . ”

Tang Wan-er and Meng Qi helped to take off Long Chen’s black robes .

“Why do I have to wear white? Ugh, it looks like I’m going to my funeral or something . ” Long Chen didn’t like wearing white . The main thing was that this color got dirty the easiest . With his character, it would probably change color in just a day, most likely to red .

“Don’t fuss . If the law enforcement disciples heard that, you would be punished,” warned Meng Qi .

Meng Qi and Tang Wan-er helped him put on his new robes . This was his first time experiencing such a pleasure . Just what a blessing was it for two peerless beauties to help him change his robes? Now, Meng Qi was helping him straighten his collar with a tender expression .

“Meng Qi, you really are beautiful . I missed you so much, let me kiss you . ”

“Aiya, don’t joke around . ” Meng Qi lightly hit Long Chen . She was both embarrassed and vexed, but that gave her an even more intoxicating look to Long Chen .

“Sigh, Wan-er, Meng Qi doesn’t want my gift . Quickly come over here, and I’ll bestow it to you- aiya, can you not be more gentle?!”

Long Chen hadn’t even finished speaking when a fist beat his back . Tang Wan-er was much fiercer than Meng Qi .

In the end, the two women were satisfied with his white robes . He appeared exceptionally dashing like this .

“Yup, with these looks, you could definitely entice more beauties,” teased Tang Wan-er .

“Miss beauty, please entice me,” laughed Long Chen .

“Dislikable . Let’s go sign in . Previously, when the others signed in, they always had to sneak over to avoid others finding trouble for them . As for me and sister Meng Qi, it was always inconvenient for us to go out . Now that you’ve arrived, let’s go together and see just who dares to find trouble for us!” said Tang Wan-er .

Although Long Chen was sometimes too obstinate and domineering, in her heart, Long Chen was always the most dependable existence . With Long Chen present, she wouldn’t fear anything .

The three confidently walked through the plaza . Previously, the others had always snuck their way through .

“Oh, not bad, the work’s almost finished . ”

From a distance, Long Chen saw a large man sitting on his butt, laying bricks . It was the rank two Celestial he had exchanged blows with yesterday, Zhao Wuji .

At this time, Zhao Wuji had finished most of the work . After a couple hundred more bricks, it would be finished . There was a large crowd of people watching him work .

“Long Chen!”

Seeing Long Chen arrive, Zhao Wuji was completely infuriated . That bastard had given him all the work . He had spent all night fixing these bricks, but he had heard from others that Long Chen had gotten completely drunk last night . Now he had an urge to immediately throttle him .

He was a peerless heavenly genius . When would he have ever had to do such work? But this was the order of the vice sect master . With the kind of person he was, Zhao Wuji knew the vice sect master wouldn’t go back on his orders .

Even his monastery head had personally come to warn him to endure this . Otherwise, he really would be screwed . Zhao Wuji had no choice but to swallow his anger .

Seeing Long Chen with Meng Qi and Tang Wan-er on his arms, looking as if they were flaunting their relationship in front of him, that anger almost drove him crazy .

“Tch, you really are narrow-minded . Isn’t it just some small work? Are you mad I didn’t pay you? Here . ” Long Chen disdainfully tossed him a purse and left just like that .

Zhao Wuji instinctively received the purse . He thought the inside was empty, but when he tilted it, a copper coin fell out and landed on the ground . As it spun on the ground, it seemed like it was laughing at him .

“Long Chen!”

Zhao Wuji roared and was about to charge at him .

“Senior apprentice-brother Zhao, you can’t!” Several of the Celestials immediately went to hold him back .

But Zhao Wuji was too strong, and these people were actually unable to physically stop him . One of them shouted, “Senior apprentice-brother Zhao, if you fight, you won’t be able to attend the trial!!!”

Only then did he calm down slightly . He forcibly suppressed his rage . Seeing Long Chen brazenly swagger away, he suddenly let out a furious roar . This was his only way of releasing his anger, or he would definitely go crazy .

“Haha, Long Chen, you really are evil . But I like it . ” Tang Wan-er was holding Long Chen’s arm, laughing . “That person looks just like a bear, but he actually dares to say he’ll ‘take’ me and sister Meng Qi . Truly courting death . ”

“Exactly, exactly . To dare have the thought of snatching my, Long Chen’s, women, he definitely is courting death . Tch, leaving things like this really ends with me being the one to lose out . ” Long Chen suddenly shook his head .

“What do you want to do? Do you want to fight him?” asked Meng Qi worriedly .

“No . I was thinking that I should go snatch his woman,” said Long Chen .

“Scoundrel, his woman is definitely a giant female bear . Your taste couldn’t have changed that drastically, right?” raged Tang Wan-er .

“Ah, you’re right . Then let’s forget about it,” laughed Long Chen .

“You two… When will you grow up? Don’t you see others looking at you? Pay attention to your status . Also, Wan-er, don’t keep calling Long Chen bastard and scoundrel . That’s not good, and it is harmful to his prestige,” advised Meng Qi .

“Oh, I understand, sister . ” Tang Wan-er obediently nodded . She often listened to Meng Qi, as she was older than her .

“Hehe, it’s fine . This is Wan-er’s term of endearment for me . That’s because my goal has always been to be a new and improved scoundrel,” laughed Long Chen . When others called him scoundrel, that was an insult . But when Tang Wan-er called him that, it reminded the two of them of their first time together .

“Long Chen…” Tang Wan-er was moved by this .

“Foolish girl, what do you want?”

“Long Chen, you scoundrel!”

“ . . . ”

Meng Qi was speechless . She quickened their pace . Being together with these two required a face impervious to blade or spear, and she didn’t have that . She couldn’t ignore everyone’s strange gazes .

The two of them really were a match made in heaven . Wherever they went, they would fight . They never took a break .

They quickly reached the registration hall . Meng Qi said, “Long Chen, bring out your supermonastery seal and place it on the registration book . ”

“Supermonastery seal? What’s that?” asked Long Chen .

Meng Qi asked, “Didn’t someone give it to you yesterday? Have you forgotten?”

“Aiya, I drank so much yesterday! I think I placed it on the table and forgot about it!” Long Chen slapped his leg .

Now he had to run back . But he didn’t make Meng Qi and Tang Wan-er come with him . He rushed back on his own .

He had only just rushed out of the door when he collided with someone who had coincidentally been coming in . When they collided, a layer of light suddenly appeared out of that person and sent Long Chen flying back . But that person also stumbled back .

“Are you blind?!”

The newcomer was a woman . She was slender and beautiful . Her long hair was like a waterfall rippling to her waist .

She was very beautiful, and she even possessed a grand charm . She was a beauty who possessed both looks and elegance . But there was also a great arrogance that came from her . Her words were especially vexing to a person .

Long Chen had been about to apologize, but hearing her chiding, he was irritated . “If you weren’t blind, you wouldn’t have walked into me . Don’t try to put all the blame on one side . Don’t be the pot calling the kettle black!”

“Long Chen, what is it?” Meng Qi and Tang Wan-er hastily came out to take a look upon hearing Long Chen’s words . When they did, they were both startled .