Chapter 45 – Agreemen

I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

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It’s pretty arrogant to spout out that kind of sentence, but it’s definitely true.

“If you continue to work for me, you might see even more revealing scenes just like this in the future!”

As she finished speaking she posed in an enticing posture.

“Manservant you must remember, there are some things that even my great mother cannot give you, some things only I can give you!”

A pretty ambiguous statement, I don’t know what ‘things’ she’s referring to.

“Wait, are you not wearing any clothes just because you want to compete with your mother? Hey, don’t think that you can buy me over this easily, only perverts would be interested in your childlike body!”

“I don’t have a childlike body! I was the champion of a children’s beauty pageant in California!”

“You even obviously said that it’s a ‘child’s beauty contest.’ How can you still not admit that you have a childlike body?”

“I was only 6 years old when I won that pageant! Now I’m all grown up!”

“No! 12 years old is still a child in my eyes!”

Seeing as she couldn’t convince me through words, Ai Mi quietly thought for a moment, suddenly she started to slowly lift up her camisole.

“Hey, what are you doing!”

I quickly stopped speaking, but when I opened my mouth, I already knew that I fell for her trap.

Ai Mi only picked up the camisole halfway and then looked at me with a sly look.

“Hmph, if I really had a childlike body, then there should be no problems with me taking off my shirt, right?”

I reckon that it is not a problem when Xiao Qin took off her shirt when she was 12 years old. Even if she posted a picture of her nude upper body on Weibo, it probably will not even be deleted.

But as for Ai Mi, her body matured much faster. She has Westerner blood and they mature much faster than Chinese people.

“Doing that is too dangerous! Do you really trust a stranger like me?”

We can’t talk about childlike bodies anymore, I have to change it to a safer topic to lecture her.

“You are the manservant of this lady now, I don’t care who you were before.”

After a pause, Ai Mi said:

“This room is also filled with burglar alarms and other similar equipment, also as long as I yell, Pen TouSi who’s next door will immediately rush in.”

So, because of that, you’re not afraid of anything, and you just love teasing me?

Ai Mi raised her index finger to her mouth and made a shushing gesture.

“But you should be careful, try not to speak too loudly. I suspect that there’s still some surveillance equipment in this room. I didn’t turn on the lights, and I hid behind the screen with you because I was afraid that we were being monitored by Peng TouSi.”

It is really an idol life without a hint of privacy! And even if Peng TouSi that innocent homo sees Ai Mi bathing and changing, I guess he would not even feel any pleasure? Neither the monitoring party or the monitored party feel good. In my opinion, it is really stupid!

Ai Mi seems to suddenly have thought of something.

“I say, manservant, how did you get into the courtyard?”

“I jumped over the wall, it’s not like you helped me open the door…”

“When you jumped over the wall, didn’t Obama attack you?”

“Why the hell would Obama come here? Do you think the US President is that free? No wonder the US Congress says that the US has reached a financial cliff. It turned out that the president is running around and not doing his job!”

Ai Mi looked at me with a look of contempt.

“The Obama that I’m talking about is my sled dog!”

So, it seems like you raised that dog! No wonder it is so gluttonous and completely unreliable! I am not even going to mention how you did not help me get past the school gate and how you did not help me get into the VIP building. But, you even raised a dog to patrol outside, some kind of teammate you are!

I simply stated that I had subdued Obama.

Ai Mi was very surprised.

“Odd, although Obama eats everything offered to him, he never lets anyone pet him! Only when I pet him, he doesn’t bark, it might be because he’s familiar with my scent…”

She spoke while staring at me suspiciously, as if I had collected her scent and carried it with me.

Your imagination is too rich! Who has such a perverted hobby! Is there even a way to collect scents? It must be because Obama just arrived in China and he is adjusting to the time difference and the different soil and water!

“Ah —— I almost forgot! Since the manservant has finished his mission, I should give him a prize.”

Ai Mi said as she reached into her panties.

What are you doing! Why are you reaching in there for prizes! Do not bring out something that will corrupt me! Only someone like that big loss, Director Cao, would like that prize!

As a result, Ai Mi pulled out a black card from her panties.

“I promised to give you a bank card for the Celestial Empire, but I’ve been pretty busy these few days. You can use this American credit card for now.”

Almost scared me to death! Don’t put it in your panties just because you don’t have any pockets! Do you think that is the robot cat’s four-dimensional pouch? (TN: Doraemon)

I embarrassedly received it and thought it was a plastic card, but it was metallic to the touch.

The light in the house was dim, so I put the card in front of my eyes. I did not recognize a single word. Instead, the card had a picture of the side view of a Roman.

The remaining areas were mottled with lines and it was a bit like playing cards.

“Hey, manservant, don’t smell it! I just took a shower, so it should not smell like anything but the scent of soap!”

Ai Mi said, I just remembered where this card was kept.

“Who, who’s smelling it! And can you even use this playing card-like thing? How much money is inside?”

“There’s no money.”

“Why are you giving it to me if there’s no money! Are you teasing me?”

“Which credit card can be used to save money! You ignorant manservant! If you are always this stupid, then I don’t need you anymore!”

Ai Mi flared up.

After she reminded me, I remembered that my dad seemed to have told me before. Credit card seems to be use first, then repay on a later date. Different credit cards have different credit limits.

“So, what’s the credit limit for this card?”

“I don’t know, there’s no limit.”

“What do you mean there’s no limit? Does it mean that you can’t even overdraft a penny? Isn’t that a useless card?”

“You’re really annoying, I don’t know.~~~~ Mom is helping me to repay my money! The card was also handled by my mom! You can take it with you and use it!”

Ai Mi stretched out her hands and pushed me as if wanting to kick me out.

Because she was dressed skimpily, I subconsciously wanted to avoid physical contact.

Seeing this, Ai Mi’s eyes twisted into a crescent shape.

“Manservant, have you finally realized your master’s charm?”

“Screw your charm! You’re just a brat in my eyes!”

“Hmph, stop lying!”

Ai Mi put her hands on her hips and leaned forward slightly making a gesture of “just look all you want”.

“Hurry up and get dressed! No one wants to look!”

“I don’t believe it!”

Ai Mi said as she rubbed the fat on her arms.

“This is the scene that a stalker is willing to get arrested for…”

“Don’t compare me to stalkers! I passed the great socialist education and got rid of these low-level interests and I’m a revolutionary successor!”

Ai Mi did not listen.

“I heard that they were discussing online about how they wanted to lick my feet!”

Ai Mi said as she pushed her right foot towards me by a half step.

The foot of a delicate loli, since she just finished bathing, her white skin and tints of rose with crystal water drops.

“How about it, manservant? If you beg me, I might feel compassionate and let you have a lick!”

Ai Mi face was flushed red, revealing a gleeful smug, as if she held my life within her palms.

I have never thought about licking Ai Mi’s feet, but for a split second there, I imagined what it would taste like.

I should not read H manga anymore, if this goes on I can not be a revolutionary successor anymore.

Suddenly there was a rapid knock on the door.

“Miss Ai Mi, the gymnastic teacher is coming, are you there?”

It was the deep and husky voice of Peng TouSi.

“Wait! Don’t come in! I haven’t dressed yet!”

Ai Mi was very upset because she was disturbed.

She gave me a signal, while holding the clothes on the screen, she started rustling her clothes to make a loud noise.

She was covering for me, I nodded at her and slowly crept open the window to escape.

Before I jumped out the window, Ai Mi tightened her face and said to me:

“Don’t betray me, understand?”

I gently nodded “yea”, I don’t know if she heard me.